Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you have no paper to write on


I wish I was at a party

[BlueStar]

Granted, the party is too loud and you're arrested for disturbing neighbors.

I wish I had passed my entry exam already.

[Gideon]

Granted, but a computer glitch erases all the data AND the dog ate your homework

I wish I could sleep

[BlueStar]

Granted, you sleep eternally.

I wish I could rush into everything without risks.

[Gideon]

Granted, but you can't feel a thing

I wish I had more cookies

[BlueStar]

Granted, but BHP steals them all.

I wish I could eat a whole chocolate cream cake without having stomach issues.

[Gideon]

Granted, but now you have no teeth

I still wish I could sleep

[BlueStar]

You already wished that, but granted, you sleep while everyone else is awake.

I wish I could cry.

[Gideon]

Granted but now your nose is running

I wish Twist was awake

[BlueStar]

Granted, but you sleep just before he wakes up.

I wish I could cultivate a whole garden myself.