Ruin you wish!!

[BlueStar]

Granted, you have extra work all-day on weekend.

I sometimes wish my life wasn't sometimes that easy.

[Gideon]

Granted, life now kicks you in the teeth at every turn

I wish Twist was snuggled up beside me right now

[CellarDweller]

granted, Jack Twist is there to curl up with you.





I wish it was 4PM

[Gideon]

Granted, but you have to work mandatory overtime without pay

I wish I wasn't getting a migraine

[BlueStar]

Granted, all your head pain goes to your butt.

I wish my lamp wasn't burned.

[Gideon]

Granted, but your mom threw it out

Now I wish my ass didn't hurt

[BlueStar]

Granted, your migraine comes back.

I wish I had a 3rd pair of shoes.

[Gideon]

Granted but now you're stuck without socks and your feet smell

I wish I had a new car

[BlueStar]

Granted, your new car is a survivor of car trashing.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

[Gideon]

Granted but this one has training wheels

I wish I was at the beach