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Ruin you wish!!
Granted, and you find out why Cellar denied that wish forever.

I wish I had a dozen of chickens.
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Granted, that wish fulfillment is ruin enough, because their noise will keep you up at night, you have to clean the coop and slaughtering them is a bloody mess.

I wish it stopped raining so I could go to the gym.
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Bhp91126 Wrote:Granted, that wish fulfillment is ruin enough, because their noise will keep you up at night, you have to clean the coop and slaughtering them is a bloody mess.

Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl I knew it was already ruined!!!

Bhp91126 Wrote:I wish it stopped raining so I could go to the gym.

Granted, it stops raining but the gym has to close for emergency reasons.

I wish I was a rapist.
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Granted, but your dick will fall off.

I wish I had the energy to go to the gym now that it stopped raining...
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Granted, the gym is closed for emergency reasons and now you have enough energy to exercise on your own.

I wish washing my hands wasn't compulsive.
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Granted, if that's a real request, otherwise you'll wash your hands bloody.

I wish you all much fun while I go to the gym, bye
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Granted, we all get totally bored in your absence.

I wish I was silly.
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Nothing to be granted here.

I wish I had a flat belly
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Bhp91126 Wrote:I wish I had a flat belly


granted, all the fat moves up to your chest, and you now look like Dolly Parton.

I wish you were a beer.
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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Granted, you have to suck at the tap for it to come out

I wish our timing had been better tonight.Cheerleader2Cheerleader2
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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