Ruin you wish!!

[BlueStar]

Granted, and you find out why Cellar denied that wish forever.

I wish I had a dozen of chickens.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, that wish fulfillment is ruin enough, because their noise will keep you up at night, you have to clean the coop and slaughtering them is a bloody mess.

I wish it stopped raining so I could go to the gym.

[BlueStar]

Granted, that wish fulfillment is ruin enough, because their noise will keep you up at night, you have to clean the coop and slaughtering them is a bloody mess.

I knew it was already ruined!!!

I wish it stopped raining so I could go to the gym.

Granted, it stops raining but the gym has to close for emergency reasons.

I wish I was a rapist.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but your dick will fall off.

I wish I had the energy to go to the gym now that it stopped raining...

[BlueStar]

Granted, the gym is closed for emergency reasons and now you have enough energy to exercise on your own.

I wish washing my hands wasn't compulsive.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, if that's a real request, otherwise you'll wash your hands bloody.

I wish you all much fun while I go to the gym, bye

[BlueStar]

Granted, we all get totally bored in your absence.

I wish I was silly.

[Bhp91126]

Nothing to be granted here.

I wish I had a flat belly

[CellarDweller]

I wish I had a flat belly

granted, all the fat moves up to your chest, and you now look like Dolly Parton.

I wish you were a beer.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, you have to suck at the tap for it to come out

I wish our timing had been better tonight.