Random Q's and S's

[monk]

For the same reason I can't.

Next!

[partisan]

What do i say at "eat all you can eat buffets"
Tricycle

[Lalo]

^^ cute avatar^^

What was red and I used to ride around on when I was a little tyke?

Kindle

[partisan]

Missed the bus and got a sore wing "

How do i start a fire

garlic

[ToddYoung]

Neither a water nor a beetle will be of much use. Garlic, possibly, but you really need a combustible weapon, like one of those flame throwers Ripley had in Alien.

Is Stephen Hawking really all that smart? This is a guy who says we know we haven't invented time travel, because we would have come back and told ourselves. Does that make sense to you?

[Rainbowmum]

Nope it's his computer.

What's love got to do with it?

[monk]

Ask Tina Turner - she must have found out by now.

Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

My freezer has a light.... Its a new invention, I guess to many people were ending up lost in the depths of their freezer?

Who invented the cock-ring?

[Rainbowmum]

Prince Alberto

Does anyone ever rape a vagina in a can?

[Miles]

I suppose technically it's always rape since they can't really consent...

How is it suddenly completely cloudy outside here?