Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

If a woman turned into a werewolf would she have more sets of breasts?

[monk]

How many do you want? :eek:

Does the pope have any conception about birth-control?

[Miles]

Where there is birth control, there is no conception.

(Usually.)

What's the point of silent letters?

[partisan]

To annoy and confuse thick people

Why is the earth round

[Lalo]

God made the earth round to teach us the importance of relating to each other. If you get so exasperated with someone that you would "travel to the ends of the earth" to get away from them, you will in fact find yourself right next to them again. The moral of the story: There is no soul on earth who is out of reach and we are all each other's neighbor. (Whew! Long, wordy answer.)

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why did somebody write a stupid song about him?

[partisan]

Because little Jimmy's mother cares

Why did Michael Jackson do the moonwalk

[Rainbowmum]

He thought it might help him to defy gravity.

I wonder how much bovine scat psychiatrist put in your mind while hypnotized.

[monk]

I hate to think!

Why do I keep going into another room and then wondering why the hell I went in there?

[Rainbowmum]

Because the room is hiding something you need.

What has happened to common sense?

[Miles]

It was never that common to begin with.

How low can you go?