Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Pretty damned low!

Why is the sky pink?

[partisan]

Its not, your going mad! Sea is green yeah? everbodys shoes are orange i bet? Yep, definetly mad.

Why is the hot tap producing cold - is it mocking me?

[Rainbowmum]

Yep , they do that.

I wonder if any Spider-man would be any good as a web designer?:biggrin:

[monk]

Probably the best kind.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[partisan]

Your eyes pop out :-O

Why did my button fall of my favourite chourderoys

[monk]

It was a suicide jump - it had had enough!

What is the human race - population or infestation?

[partisan]

Infestation - everything was going fine, world turning in harmony, then humans came along, and decided nothing was enough, and invented agriculture, money, fences and more fences

Population - its all about us for we are created in gods image and our story is his story, for all our wrongs, it is still a beautifull story
(Made all that up)

Why should i have for elevenses

[Mirage]

Whatever you most desire to eat naturally

Why does the weather seem to fluctuate so frequently?

[Rainbowmum]

Because nature is done pleasing everyone ,she just gets up and spins the wheel.

What on Earth is Keeping William?

[Miles]

Nothing. Martians abducted him.

Where have all the cowboys gone?