Random Q's and S's

[Puck]

Because you need to be sent a personal invite from Douglas Adams before they will admit you entry

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes the teflon stick to the pan?

[Rainbowmum]

Spiderwebs . :biggrin:

Oh well, so much for a relaxing evening of Vogon poetry, and to think I just bought a new Babel fish.
I don't suppose any of you can recite some verses, can you ?

[Puck]

"Think where man's glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends." - Yeats ...chokes me up every time mile:

Why don't you recite a verse or two Rainbowmum? mile:

[Rainbowmum]

Darkle trunkles the saddest tune
aye, flurtling on a sorry moon.
I'll wail and forrock, hear
borrocks boom, the desolate

freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plured gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I thee my foonting turlingdromes.
and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't.

How was that?

[Puck]

Very reminiscent of Lewis Carroll mile:

Why is American television so god-awful these days?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue .

Can zombies swim?

[Puck]

Nah, everyone knows that zombies are just dead weight in water.

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

[Rainbowmum]

Only extinct ones.

Who decided that Dinosaurs go Rawr ?

[monk]

Rawry Culkin?

When they say there's 100 billion stars in the galaxy - who counted them?

[Zet]

Maybe Hannibal Lecter got bored of eating others brain :biggrin:

Will we ever be able to go back in time?