Random Q's and S's

[Zet]

Marmalade and Jams are pretty similar, marmalade just contain more fruit

Why do I hate licorice?

[monk]

Because you ate too much in a previous life. :tongue:

Why do parents always take their children to supermarkets to smack them?

[Rainbowmum]

To add to the humiliation I guess.

Would you trust a color blind bomb technician?

[monk]

No, although I'm sure his work would go with a bang.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[Rainbowmum]

To stop the blonds playing frisbie with them.

How can drowning be a peaceful experience.

[monk]

I can't imagine that it would be.

Why don't Eskimos move south where it's warmer?

[Rainbowmum]

No ice for their igloos.

Why is there nothing about pedophilia in the Bible?

[monk]

Because it's called the GOOD book.

Is it true that Sikhs never cut their hair?

[Rainbowmum]

Yep its the male version of Burka.

How many times can a door be opened?

[monk]

Whatever I put will be wrong - this sounds like a tricky question! :confused:

What do you do when there's nothing to do?