Random Q's and S's

[monk]

On the bookshelf next to "The Birds"?

If my computer gets a virus, will it sneeze?

[Rainbowmum]

Not that I am aware of , but to be on the safe side you should always use one of these.:biggrin:



I wonder why we have to pay Carbon Tax?

[monk]

Because you buy too much carbon!

Why do fools fall in love?

[Rainbowmum]

^ love that song .
Because they are fools.

Why are some people scared of little people?

[monk]

There must be some inexplicable underlying fear.

Why do people watch "soaps"?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue , they bore me to death.

Why does Abby hate my Jack?

[monk]

No idea.

Who's Abby?

[Rainbowmum]

Abby is Jesse's little Shitzu she is so cute , but the minute she see jack , she tries to bite him.

Can I shoot the postman for bringing me bills?

[monk]

Definitely - shooting postmen should be an Olympic sport!

If a man is born an Earl, and is later awarded the OBE, does that make him an earlobe?

[Rainbowmum]

Possibly lol.:biggrin:

I want to know, how can the labor party spend twenty billion in less than six months?