Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Did you piss the bed?

Do you think this guy would set off a few metal detectors?

[monk]

Good grief! :eek:

Why does the sound of a hoover make me want to go to sleep? :confused:

[Rainbowmum]

Well you have heard of white noise , the hoover produces dust noise.

Why do doctors always undermine nurses.

[monk]

To bolster their egos?

Why do too many cooks spoil the broth?

[Rainbowmum]

They add too much salt?

Why are some people superstitious?

[monk]

Because they're daft? :biggrin:

Why are black cats deemed to be both lucky and unlucky?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Why does pollen make me sneeze?

[monk]

'Coz you're allergic to it!

Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

[Rainbowmum]

Good point .:biggrin:

How the heck can a lion hunkie man like Barry Gibbs have such a high voice?

[monk]

Trousers too tight? :biggrin:

If there's a thirty per cent chance of rain, should I carry a third of an umbrella?