Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Someone not in their right mind.

What is it with fame and drugs?

[monk]

Heaven knows - you'd think the fame and the money would be enough.

How can people be cruel to children and animals? :mad:

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Why do they not have drug test for people unemployed?

[monk]

There aren't enough doctors to carry out that many tests!

If someone has invented a time-machine in the future, why haven't they come back and told us?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they got attacked by a tribe of miniature Gargoyles.

Why can't they invent a coffee cup that keeps your coffee hot?

[monk]

They have - you drink it out of the kettle! :biggrin:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside-down?

[Rainbowmum]

Good one .

If you Tar someone why feather them?

[monk]

Just to annoy them even more.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

[Rainbowmum]

Because there really was a money tree and the banks try to honor it's death.

Why must you were boxing gloves to Sock it?

[monk]

So that you don't break your knuckles

How can flammable mean the same as inflammable?