Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Because inflammable was introduced later on the English language .

Why do Supermarkets have braille on their shelves ?

[monk]

For blind people?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Why are little dogs so nervous?

[hue]

isn't the penguin the national bird of Canada?

and isn't Sunday better known for the homonymous dessert:




(kinda inspired right now...pardon the pheromones)

[monk]

^ :confused:

How fast do hotcakes sell?

[Rainbowmum]

Very quickly if they remain hot.

Why do people not respect soldiers?

[monk]

Because they shoot people?

Do chipmunks eat chips?

[Rainbowmum]

Only if the monk is eating a chip.

Why do they have the Darwin awards?

[monk]

For whoever is most evolved?

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

[Rainbowmum]

Both.

Who and why did someone invent the singing fish.