Random Q's and S's

[Buffylo]

Margret Thatcher.

Why have people stopped wearing watches ?

Because cell phones keep time.


Why are people foolhardy?

[monk]

Because they don't know any better.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

[AquarianDragon]

A shopping mall.

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

[elad12]

Only on special occasions

Are most Christians hypocrites?

[Rainbowmum]

Absolutely , but they do not know it.

Why don't they have drug tests for Dole bludgers?

[elad12]

Because they are too stoned to take the test. (I had to google dole bludgers. We have them too)

Are there still any Tasmanian Devils?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Only in Tasmania and Hell.

Is it a bad omen when the captain says 'All hand brace for impact!'?

[Buffylo]

Only in Tasmania and Hell.

Is it a bad omen when the captain says 'All hand brace for impact!'?

Not as bad when he says "its a trap!"



Why is hunting so regulated now? Why cant I just pack up my things and live off the land?

[monk]

That's fine as long as you can plug your computer into a tree.

Why do I forget all the questions I had in my mind when I get on here?

[Lilitu]

Because you're stoopid and you never won't be unstoopid-ised. Stoopid.


Why am I so stoopid.