Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

You are not stupid.


Does a vampire have to feed before having sex?

[elad12]

No, they feed during sex.

Can an elephant leap?

[AquarianDragon]

Only once, every 4 years.


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[elad12]

That's a damn good question........I'm going to say he's naked

Are there raccoons in Australia?

[monk]

Haven't got a clue - ask an Australian!

Isn't "shooting the rapids" a waste of ammunition?

[AquarianDragon]

Depends on who is riding them.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they are too stoned to take the test. (I had to google dole bludgers. We have them too)

Are there still any Tasmanian Devils?

Yeah , there are still a few , last check the virus that was killing them off has been slowed down, it was a terrible thing leaving them with tumors , worse still it was transmitted via saliva.

Good thing is they have no problem breeding in captivity.
They look so cute , until they starts screaming , wait I know some people like that too .:biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue .

Why does Jack love me more when he is wet?

[monk]

He just wants to share the love - and the damp!

Why is conifer an anagram of fir cone?

[elad12]

I feel real stupid now because I've been sitting here for 5 minutes and can't think of an answer. I've decided there is no answer to your question and for that I am truly sorry

How could a simple question stump me like that?