Random Q's and S's

[monk]

They get called politicians. :biggrin:

What would happen if everyone told the truth?

[Rainbowmum]

There would be a shit load less people around.:biggrin:

Who invented diplomatic immunity .

[monk]

Diplomats who wanted to smuggle kiddie-porn, probably. :mad:

Why are people so bloody stupid???

[Rainbowmum]

Because they refuse to open their eyes.

Do people really need what they think they need?

[monk]

No, it's usually a case of want rather than need.

Why couldn't we change the world the way we thought we could when we were young?

[Rainbowmum]

LSD in the 60's killed off too many braincells.
I am still waiting for the moving footpaths.

Why does gum not work like it does on Astro Boy?

[monk]

I haven't got a clue - what does it do to Astro Boy? :eek:

Is a mistress something that comes between a mister and a mattress?

[Rainbowmum]

^ bed , floor , wall , car......

Does war really keep the population down?

[monk]

Not when you consider the baby-boom that always seems to happen afterwards.

Why don't women wear skirts and dresses any more?

[Rainbowmum]

Because me walk around with mirrors on their shoes lol.
( spring and summer I am always in dresses.)

Why is my cat addicted to twisties?