Random Q's and S's

[monk]

No idea - never seen them.

Why did they name it Angel Falls when it's on Devil's Mountain?

[Rainbowmum]

Because Satan is a fallen angel.

Does that mean that Satan has a huge bruise on his ass?

[monk]

I haven't looked! :eek:

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Sure they do , haven't you seen Free Willy?

How do they know that a goldfish has the attention span of 4 seconds?

[monk]

Um . . . no, it's gone! :biggrin:

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[Rainbowmum]

^ good one.

Why do dogs hate anyone in uniform.

[monk]

Because they have no taste.

Firemen . . . . mmmmn.




Can bald people have hairline fractures?

[Rainbowmum]

Mmmmmmm




Why do people care so much about others opinions of them?

[monk]

Insecurity.

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

[Rainbowmum]

^ It's a possibility.

Where do flies go in winter?