Random Q's and S's

[monk]

As far as I know they're still on my jeans. :biggrin:

If a transvestite went missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

[Rainbowmum]

^ Good one.

Why are people so obsessed with death?


[COLOR="Silver"]Talking of which.
Did you hear about the obese hungover transvestite?
All he wanted to do is, eat, drink and be Mary.
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[monk]

^

I'm not obsessed by it - just scared shitless!

If Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow" would he be telling the truth or lying?

[Rainbowmum]

Who cares? I would be on his face before he finished the sentence.

Why are dogs and cats enemies?

[monk]

Cats are just jealous because they're not man's best friend.

Why did God give man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to operate them both at the same time? :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

So women would take pity on the poor creature.

Why does Adobe keep coming out with so many updates.

[monk]

To keep you updated? :tongue:

Why didn't Noah swat those two damned mosquitoes?

[Rainbowmum]

He wasn't allowed.

How do they know that the Mayans didn't run out of stone?

[monk]

Because there are plenty left!

Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?

[Rainbowmum]

Because the dead won't give them the numbers.

Why does Jack chase Lizards they creep me out?