Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Because he thinks they're a snack!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

[Rainbowmum]

^
I think he already knows that.

Why do colors have an emotional effect on us?

[monk]

Sorry, I'm feeling too blue to answer that!

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

[Rainbowmum]

^ love it.

Not a clue.

Who decided that water is holy if a cross is in it?

[monk]

Some old looney - some people will believe anything! :biggrin:

If the poorest parts of the planet make up the third world, where are the first and second worlds?

[Rainbowmum]

In another galaxy far, far away.......

Do you point the star of David at a Jewish Vampire ?

[monk]

Good question - I only wish I could think of a good enough answer! :redface:

Can you daydream at night?

[Rainbowmum]

Yep , you just have to stay awake.

Will Prince Charles ever rule?

[monk]

Hopefully not - I don't look up to lying, cheating adulterers, I'm afraid.

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?

[Rainbowmum]

I should hope so.

If Royalty used Lace for toilet paper , what did the lace-makers use?


Neither do I, he had it all, Dianna was so delightful.