Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Pictures of Prince Charles, hopefully! :biggrin:

Can crop-circles be square?

[Rainbowmum]

Only if they have a boxing ring for the locusts.

Do you think the locust create them?

[monk]

Yes, very large locusts with string and a plank of wood.

If they made a film about a wino with a hangover, would it be called "The Wrath Of Grapes"?

[Rainbowmum]

If he is cranky they would.:biggrin:

Who invented coffee?

[monk]

My best friend ever! :biggrin:

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

[Rainbowmum]

Pretty much.

Is there a Santa cloning machine ?

[monk]

There must be - there's thousands of them!

Great question!


Why don't woodpeckers suffer from concussion?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they don't wear a beak guard.

Does a female guide dog for a Muslim woman have to wear hijabs ?

[monk]

Talk about the blind leading the blind! :biggrin:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

[Rainbowmum]

^
Grave robbers , or the fear they will comeback as vampires.

What ever happened to zombies being slow and calling for brains?