Random Q's and S's

[monk]

They all became yuppies in the eighties.

Do the people in Glocca Morra worry about things here?

[Rainbowmum]

Good question not a clue.

Who is the boogeyman and why some irresponsible parents threaten their children with him?

[monk]

He's evil personified - and because mental cruelty is much more effective! :biggrin:

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

[Rainbowmum]

I am pretty sure their customers are.

Why don't posties spray dog repellent on their uniforms?

[monk]

What a damned good idea! If there isn't a dog repellant, I'll invent one and make a fortune! :biggrin:

In summer, do people with two left feet buy a new pair of flip-flips?

[Rainbowmum]

Wolf urine keeps them away.

Hell no , they just turn one over.:biggrin:

Do you remember when some idiot had an idea to make the foot layer with bamboo?

[monk]

In a word - No!

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from beans?

[Rainbowmum]

Because it's not in bean form.

Talking of beans what makes Mexican ones jump?

[monk]

You'd jump if you were put in a red-hot frying pan! :biggrin:

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[Puck]

Because the human race is full of contradictions mile:

Why are so many people afraid of clowns? I have never understood that.