Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Very possibly.

When you're driving and looking for an address, why do you turn down the volume on the radio?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the drive way?

[Puck]

A: To confuse the man from the draft board

Q: If a book about failure is a success....should its name be changed?

[Rainbowmum]

Not if they want it to sell.

What insane person made up the Sandman?

[monk]

The same person who came up with Santa Claus & the Easter bunny.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

[Puck]

A: Because we have an inborn need to dominate that which does not obey our wills....it even applies to inanimate objects mile:

Q: How far east can you go before you're heading west?

[Rainbowmum]

Not far if East will carry west.

Why does hail look green in a cloud but white when it come down?

[monk]

You see green clouds??? Change the medication! :eek:

Where the hell is Godot and will he ever arrive?

[Puck]

A: If you wish hard enough and believe with all your might, he will come

Q: Where on earth did I put my Ipod?

[Rainbowmum]

On your bed.

If they legalize marijuana , can you imagine the commercials ?