Random Q's and S's

[monk]

"Here's a girl to f*ck your brain
I'm proud to give you - Mary Jane"


Why don't I work in advertising? :tongue:

[Puck]

A Because the networks wouldn't understand your unique brand of marketing techniques mile:

Q: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

[Rainbowmum]

Duh she has to have worshipers.


What is the use of landing on Mars?

[monk]

To see if it's made of Mars Bars!

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

[Puck]

A: What is the question that has plagued humanity for the past five minutes? mile:

Q: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[Rainbowmum]

Totally it's the only time a man can whine for attention and will get it.

Why didn't anyone ask René Descartes " How do you know you think?"

[monk]

Because that would have been very rude! :biggrin:

How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Why are women all wild about this new Bra thingy , it a f@#$ing Crop top.

[Puck]

A: That's actually a good question to which I have no answer for. Perhaps you would be best advised to seek the counsel of others mile:

Q: Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

[Blue]

I doubt it.

Borrowed form the comedian Ghalleger : Why do we drive on parkways and, park on driveways?