Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Still no idea.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

[Puck]

A: To confuse the simple-minded tourists

Q: How does one abbreviate the word "abbreviation"?

[Rainbowmum]

A .Take one member out of ABBA.
Q .Who is the current village idiot.

[monk]

Me!

Why do people talk about 'girlie' things but never 'boyie' things?

[Puck]

Because that's just silly :biggrin:

If I were to throw a cat out of a car while driving, would it then become kitty litter?

[Rainbowmum]

It sure would.

Do men deliberately act like idiots so you wont leave your children with them?

[monk]

Yep! It works, don't it?

What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?

[Puck]

Trust me....you don't want to know

Why do so many people I run into seem to have a problem telling time unless their watch is digital?

[Rainbowmum]

Blame it on the schools.

Who invented daylight saving?

[Puck]

Contrary to popular belief, it was not Benjamin Franklin, but George Vernon Hudson and was first widely implemented in World War 1.

Why do I take so much pride in being a nerd?