Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Very probably.

Do you think Matt Damon would marry me if I asked him nicely? :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

In a heart beat, with or without chocolate.

Are they ever going to invent a real time machine?

[monk]

No, never.

Why do people have double-barrelled surnames?

[goldeneye101]

Because they cant decide

Do you think the Queen pulls her bed covers up to her neck and pretends to be a stamp

[Rainbowmum]

Absolutely.

Who invented nail polish?

[monk]

Someone with really dull nails.

If the Queen reaches 100, will she send herself a telegram?

[Rainbowmum]

Of course she will, after all imagine the size of a 100th Royal Birthday cake.


I wonder if we can sneak in?

[monk]

No, she'd set the corgis on us.

Why has no-one found a cure for migraine, dammit!?

[Rainbowmum]

Good question , I really wish they would. I use Endep as a preventive , but the odd one still sneaks in.
Endep

I really think businesses should be made to turn off their lights at night.

[monk]

Absolutely - it's a total waste.

Why do people have allergies?