Random Q's and S's

[monk]

If it's ostrich - no.

Why do the years go by so quickly when the days drag on so slowly?

[Rainbowmum]

Because we get bored easily when we know everything.

Am I the only person in the world that does not trust a front loading washing machine?

[AquarianDragon]

No, but it would leave more room for the clothes dryer!


What's the speed of dark?

[Evan88]

The opposite of speed of light, lol.

why do we always love, even if we always get hurt?

[LostAndSound]

Because love is louder than pain.

Why do cartoon ducks have lisps?

[Rainbowmum]

You try talking with a bent up beak .:biggrin:

Speaking of cartoons , do you think children get upset when animals will not talk to them?

[Lilitu]

I sure hope not that would break my heart to see it.

How long is too long to brush your teeth?

[monk]

Seventeen days, three hours, fifteen minutes and seven seconds.

Why haven't we got an on/off switch for our brains?

[Rainbowmum]

You mean we don't?

Why do only the good die young?

[Blue]

Because the bad learn to run really well.

Why are some people so self centered?