Random Q's and S's

[monk]

I blame the parents!

Where have all the sparrows gone?

[Lilitu]

Nigeria

How late is too late at night to start making a batch of chapati?

[Rainbowmum]

Never.

Why does no one play board games anymore?

[Lilitu]

Because people are too into high-speed instantaneous gratification.

How come we don't play this thread properly? It's actually to put random statements and questions not answering the previous poster's xD I just realised.

[monk]

"We've always done it this way"

Do Australians think that we are upside-down?

[Rainbowmum]

Nuh we just think you are up there.

What ever happened to holding your child's hand instead of putting them on a leash ?

[LostAndSound]

With kids on leashes, parents can now also text, apply make up, read their latest novel, and scratch their butts all while walking their child. Very innovative!

How do horrid drivers get their licenses?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea , but if I find out I will shoot them.

What is it with Taxi drivers being in a bad mood.

[monk]

Don't know - can't afford taxis.

Is there another word for synonym?

[Rainbowmum]

Poecilonym.

Are we headed for another drought?