Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Only if they do long-haul flights.

Why are drivers never car-sick?

[Rainbowmum]

Mind over matter maybe.

Why do the stores have snacks at the checkout?

[monk]

To try to make you buy more.

Why do I always get stuck in the slowest queue?

[Rainbowmum]

You don't I do. :biggrin:

Will someone please tell me why connect 4 is better than Othello ?

[monk]

Because Shakespeare didn't write connect4!

Who the hell invented logarithms and why wasn't he shot?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea.

What on Earth was superglue in vented for?

[monk]

To stick super things together?

Why doesn't someone invent everlasting chewing-gum?

[Rainbowmum]

Good question , I would settle for one that does not lose it's flavor after 10 minutes.

Isn't exciting that Will and Kate are expecting?

[Lilitu]

Yes congratulations for them. I hope they grow up healthy and beautiful just like their parents.

What day is tuesday?

[Counselor]

A week from seven days ago.
(^ wrote that line for Alice in Wonderland: An Acid Trip)

Why are school zones always littered with drivers that refuse to merge?