Random Q's and S's

[AquarianDragon]

Cause you're also damned if you do...only fair

Why is a baker's dozen 13?

[monk]

In the olden days (), when you asked for a dozen bread rolls, the baker would always put in one extra in case the others were underweight.

Why is the world getting madder and madder? :frown:

[Rainbowmum]

Because someone forgot to put chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Is there anything more peaceful than a quiet morning ?

[monk]

No. Especially early before no-one else is stirring.

Why does my dog have a mad five minutes after he's had his food?

[Rainbowmum]

Reverse excitement?

Why do I feel like I have a hangover after a migraine has done it's damage.

[monk]

I don't know but I feel the same - like a wrung-out dishrag.

If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated?

[Rainbowmum]

[megumidesu]

If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated?

yes


hahahah

[monk]

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

[megumidesu]

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

apparently , yes ~

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...toos.html#