Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Why do muscles and long hair look so cool?

[monk]

You mean like this? :eek:

[Rainbowmum]

^Eek Not that one.

I wonder when they will come up with a Christmas tree that unfolds out of it's box.

[AquarianDragon]

Never, Boxing Day comes after Christmas.

Why are egg whites clear?

[monk]

So that you know they're cooked when they turn white.

If oranges are called oranges because they're orange, why aren't lemons and limes called yellows and greens?

[AquarianDragon]

Because other fruits paled by comparison!

Why doesn't glue stick to the tube?

[Rainbowmum]

Vaseline,oil, or the same stuff spiders use to not stick to their webs.

Why don't they make an armored vest in the pattern of a spiders web?

[monk]

I haven't a clue. Design one - it may catch on!

Why don't people have any manners these days? :mad:

[Rainbowmum]

I blame it on the baby sitter (t.v.)

What is it with young men today wearing their pants so low the crutch around their knees?

Thank the stars my boys do not.

[monk]

I don't get it at all - it looks ridiculous.

How are the Mayans feeling today?