Random Q's and S's

[Beau]

Because he has national healthcare.

Why is the sky blue?

[elad12]

Because green was already taken

Why are clouds white?

[Beau]

Because the sky is racist.

Why can you drive and potentially kill someone at age 16 in the USA but aren't considered an adult until you are 18?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue , sounds completely screwed up.

Where did the $60 billion surplus we had at the end of the Liberals term?

[elad12]

To the conservatives maybe

What's the best thing about a conservative?

[Beau]

They are great at doing my taxes.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[monk]

I'm not sure but a lot of people kermit them to memory.

Why do birds fly?

[Beau]

Because taking the bus is expensive.

Is it cold in here or is it just me?

[elad12]

It's just you being cold in there

Why am I sitting here at 3:40am?

[Beau]

Sometimes the mind just won't shut down and let you sleep.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?