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02-12-2013, 01:49 PM

Um I don't know, but I know porridge plays a role in it.

When is Monk going to fix me my porridge?

02-12-2013, 08:33 PM

Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit.

When he visits America.

Why did the little pig squeal wee wee wee all the way home?

02-13-2013, 12:23 AM

Because he was not allowed to say pee pee.

Is there a cure for stupidity?

02-13-2013, 02:42 AM

2x4 upside the head clears such confusion out of those heads....

Why? Just Why?

02-13-2013, 04:36 AM

Because that is the way things are in this universe.

How far is it to Tipperary?

02-13-2013, 10:07 AM

A bloody long way!

Why can't elephants jump?

02-13-2013, 01:37 PM

According to Tom Silva, curator of mammals and elephant trainer at the Rio Grande Zoo in Albuquerque, New Mexico: "It is physiologically impossible for them to do so, because of their weight."

So I assume that if they went on a diet elephants could jump?

02-13-2013, 08:51 PM

Yes. I have proof!

Who is Tom and why does he have so much Foolery?

02-14-2013, 01:23 AM

You will have to ask Harry or Dick.

What caused Chicago to burn down?

02-14-2013, 03:30 AM

Um...a fire.

What is Pluto if it is not a planet?

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