Random Q's and S's

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Ask God....

Why is satanism so popular now days?

[Rainbowmum]

Because no one is happy with what they have.

Why do people go out of their way to annoy me?

[elad12]

Because they are thoughtless, heartless & good for nothing else!!!

Should I bother telling my right wing, born again, righteous christian homophobic mother that I am gay?

[monk]

Yes, just to annoy her!

Why can't it be summer all the time?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Because Australia needs summers too.


If q-tips are not meant to be inserted in the ear, then why on earth are they the right size to reach deep into the ear?

[Beau]

It's an off label application.

Why is air clear?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

It makes it easier for everyone to walk around without bumping into things.

What happens if I push this big red button?

[Rainbowmum]

Green glass or Tampon removal

Why is Nike so pushy ? Maybe they should just do it.

[monk]

You're absolutely right - they should!

Why are all the nice things to eat bad for you?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

God has a wicked sense of humor....


So who did let the dogs out?