Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Who who who who?

Why do people like running with the bulls it makes no sense to me.

[monk]

They all have a secret death-wish.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

12 gauge shotgun solves many problems...

If marriage is supposed to be until death do we part, then why is murder illegal?

[Rainbowmum]

Exactly.:biggrin:

Why is Jack standing out in the rain?

[monk]

Because it's raining cats and dogs?

Why isn't voting compulsory everywhere?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea , it should be.

While on the subject why do people who do not vote bitch about those voted in.

[monk]

Everyone likes a good moan about something.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Girls have picked them every one...

When will they ever learn?

[Rainbowmum]

When they actually listen.

Why are politicians paid so much money?

[Lalo]

Because the only other job they are suited for is prostitute, and NOBODY wants to see that!

Why is it that something as simple as gravy can be so enticing?