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02-28-2013, 01:39 PM

No. In my experience, Men come from BARS and women come from long periods of extensive foreplay.

Why are dog years and people years different?

03-01-2013, 12:23 AM

Because they age faster.

Why are some people never happy?

03-01-2013, 03:56 AM

Because they haven't learned to take themselves (and life) less seriously.

Why does that picture of Garfield shaking his butt make me think of the song, "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

03-01-2013, 10:27 AM

Because dogs would like to tap that ass.

If women are from Venus, then why are men from Mars?

03-01-2013, 10:41 AM

Because we're different species.

Is there a point in asking these questions?

03-01-2013, 11:03 AM

Not at all...

Should there be a point to these questions?! LoL

03-01-2013, 12:07 PM

Probably not.

Has anyone heard from Crash?

03-01-2013, 08:54 PM

No. Maybe there was an accident?

Is it just me or is it rather cold today?

03-02-2013, 03:38 AM

It's cold this way for the second day of Autumn, the wind is howling and the sky is bruised.

Why are people always tempting faith?

03-02-2013, 03:43 AM

Because she's single. Hope and Love are a couple now.

Why am I mesmerized by Mum's pussycat and Bowyn's Caterpillar?

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