Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Because you need to get out more! :biggrin:

Why can't giraffes swim?

[Lilitu]

Because they're stupid.

Why is it that everyone complains and bitches when a Youtube video isn't in English. Not everybody speaks English.

[Rainbowmum]

Because she's single. Hope and Love are a couple now.

Why am I mesmerized by Mum's pussycat and Bowyn's Caterpillar?

Because you need to get laid.

Because they can Lilitu and they know it annoys you.:biggrin:

Why does the cat hiss at the dog when they are both outside , yet when they are inside the cuddle up together and go to sleep?

[Lalo]

^^ ^^

Because they are closeted friends and aren't ready to let the world know about their secret love.

If people from Australia refer to themselves as being from the "land down under", why don't Europeans or North Americans refer to themselves as being from the "land up over"?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Because being up and over sounds classiest.

Why did Lalo change his avatar from the masturbating wolf?

[Lalo]

Because he didn't want to get the elf over-stimulated. The masturbating wolf pic is only for special occasions!

Which is worse Vegemite or Poi?

[monk]

I haven't a clue.

Who invented Justin Bieber . . . and why? :eek:

[Rainbowmum]

He was invented to show us that there is something more annoying than rap.

So if a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder', what do they call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut?

[Lalo]

Um..."under the butt, nut hut"...I think that's a jockstrap.

If you keep on travelling east, when will you reach the east? And what will lie east of you then?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

There is no east and West pole, technically (if it were possible) you could travel either way forever.

Where does space end?