Random Q's and S's

[monk]

More fun than what?

Why do they call them Ginger Nuts when there's no nuts in them?

[Lalo]

It's a conspiracy by the Ginger lobby.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Nope, Heaven is all about nudity - its a no clothes affair.

Why is the Empire March stuck in my head today?

[Rainbowmum]

Satan is stoned again and is playing with the radio stations.

Is this really hell?

[monk]

No, that's a village in Norway - and it does freeze over! :biggrin:




Why haven't the bankers been shot?

[Lalo]

I don't know, but when you find out I'd be happy to be let in on it.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain old murdered?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

As important as the media need them to be to make a sensational news story.

If I got up an hour earlier would my morning schedule be more in tune with Lalo's?

[Rainbowmum]

Maybe , give it a try.

Why are Tibetan Mastiffs so expensive.

[monk]

It's the air fare from Tibet.

Do prisoners use cell phones to call each other?

[Lalo]

Yes actually. Having worked in a jail, I can tell you that cellphones are often smuggled in and used that way! LOL

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.