Random Q's and S's

[Bowyn Aerrow]

To pretend that you have dignity....

Why do weebles never fall over?

[Miles]

Newton's 4th law of physics: An object in wobble tends to stay wobbling.

Why do people speaking in old television/radio broadcasts sound so nasally?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Who decided on the colors of traffic lights?

[Lalo]

A secret council who determine all of the colors in our everyday life- The color council!




Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[monk]

Not a clue.

Why do people dress up their dogs in stupid outfits?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they have no respect for the poor creature.

What is with this weather Queensland might be in for another flood, the monsoon season should be over by now?

[Lalo]

Climate change.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[monk]

Yep - look at the Deep South!

Why does milk boil over and water boils dry?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Film - milk makes longer lasting film for its bubbles, meaning that each bubble lasts longer than a water bubble which has little filming ability. Milk also takes better photographs than water due to the filming ability.

How hard is it to raise a coffee tree/bush?

[Rainbowmum]

Well here it's a $50,000 fine and two years in jail.

Why is everyone so greedy these days?