Random Q's and S's

[monk]

I don't know but it pisses me off.

Why don't Canada geese stay in Canada?

[Rainbowmum]

They have other cities to shit on.

Why do people insist on getting thing for nothing.

[Beau]

Let me ask Dire Straights.




If I drive my Chevy to the levy will the levy be dry?

[monk]

Probably.

Why can't we bury electric cables and get rid of all those hideous pylons?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they are too lazy to do so.

Why is it illegal to shoot a moron ?

[ToddYoung]

It's those magical mormon underpants.

Why does coffee make me ill?

[monk]

You're allergic to it?

Why do some people get seasick but others don't?

[Rainbowmum]

Doesn't have something to do with the middle ear?

[monk]

Why do people forget to ask questions?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

SOME people are in a hurry to make their 1000 post a day quota - taking short cuts whenever possible to reach totals of 15,000 posts or more.


Are there any decent men in my age group who are single and can actually have a decent relationship?