Random Q's and S's

[Mirage]

They're trying to warn us that all the methane gas from their flatulence is destroying the ozone layer, but unfortunately their language isn't quite developed enough to communicate with us. Saying "moo" is the best they can do and hope we dumb primates get the clue


If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?

[partisan]

Snail master.

Why does my fridge hum so?

[Lilitu]

It's actually a bumblebee. Don't tell it I told you, I promised I'd never tell.

How many are?

[partisan]

There is exactly.

Whats the opposite of marshmallow

[Rainbowmum]

Marshstressed.

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

[partisan]

Because the governments think they know whats best and suck!

Why do penguins have wings ?

[trialbyerror]

Hope springs eternal?

Why are smurfs blue?

[partisan]

Because thats the way the smurf god made them

Why will arnold schwarzenegger always "be back" ?

[trialbyerror]

Because he didn't get it right last time?

Why do they refer to South Africans as "the rainbow nation" when, if you mix all the colors of the rainbow, you get white? :eek:

[partisan]

Because it sounds zesty! (I dunno)

Why is my banana green