Why am I picturing the Simpsons episode when Lisa turns vegetarian and sends Homer's roasted pig for a ride?
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Because you've been watching it on repeat for three months.
Why is the Select button on some video game console controllers called the Select button if it's hardly ever used for selecting things?
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Because sega is an idiot.
Why did chase teach me gramma?
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So you can enjoy writing.
Why is Jack hogging the heater.
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'Cause he knows when he's onto a good thing, and he's got c-l-a-s-s!
Which nutcase invented clothing
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The one with cold nuts.
Why ask why?
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Try Bud Dry.
Who's on first?
Richard
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Usaine Bolt
Why is sonic the hedgehog, blue ?
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Because Tails is brown.
What would happen if we all jumped at the same time.
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