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Ruin you wish!!
granted, the black lotus is being burned as we speak.

I wish I could stay up later
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Granted, you have to type 10 pages for the morning.

I wish I was asleep.
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granted, you're in a coma

I wish I was eating chocolate
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Granted, you weight 40 more pounds.

I wish my sleep dreams weren't all disasters.
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granted, you dream you're in Heaven, but can't wake up.

I wish I had a beer.
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Granted, with female prostitutes sitting all around you.

I wish I was a prostitute.
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granted, but no one will pay to have sex with you

I wish I had more in my savings account.
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Granted but you can't withdraw the money.

I wish I can eat ice cream now.
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Granted. But when you have ate some of it you find a frozen mouse inside.

I wish I had a muscle car.
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