Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, the black lotus is being burned as we speak.

I wish I could stay up later

[BlueStar]

Granted, you have to type 10 pages for the morning.

I wish I was asleep.

[CellarDweller]

granted, you're in a coma

I wish I was eating chocolate

[BlueStar]

Granted, you weight 40 more pounds.

I wish my sleep dreams weren't all disasters.

[CellarDweller]

granted, you dream you're in Heaven, but can't wake up.

I wish I had a beer.

[BlueStar]

Granted, with female prostitutes sitting all around you.

I wish I was a prostitute.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but no one will pay to have sex with you

I wish I had more in my savings account.

[bluedragon]

Granted but you can't withdraw the money.

I wish I can eat ice cream now.

[rado84]

Granted. But when you have ate some of it you find a frozen mouse inside.

I wish I had a muscle car.