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So yeah.
Today was extremely busy at the beach, which means I had to cover the men's room. Okay, not a problem.
Just sweep the sand out and wipe down the sink counter...nope!
A man comes in, he looks narsty and not well put together, but I let him be, but why when he leaves and I come back to check on the bathroom...There's Fuckin Shit all over the floor!
Like, It was all solid and under the flappin toilet...under it! Did he friggin pop a squat and purposefully take a shit or did he slip and shit? Like what the hell?
So I had to quarantine the bloody area and clean and disinfect that shitty mess, cause it was narsty! And rank!
I immediately went into bitch-mode, which is rare, because that's not what I am paid to do, nor is it even friggin right in the first place.
I went looking for him, but his shitty ass must've took off, but when I came back, the only trash can was missing, which I later found in one of the shower stalls with shitty paper all in it! He must've took it to finish up!
Oh you know ms.Bitch came out and she weren't bout to play nonna dat!
Anywho, I couldn't find the man, but then this next guy comes in, some Asian man who spoke little English and tries to wash his feet in the sink! When clearly we have footbaths outside and Showers inside! Oh did I ever lay into him, that's narsty!
And it may seem rude or mean of me, but this happens so much, it becomes annoying!
Like, I get your on Vacation and the Bathrooms are free(which appearantly aren't in the states, as they frequently ask for a price), but don't go crazy hoe, cause someone else has got to clean up after you!
And this one Grandpa tried to give me Sass when I asked him politely to pick up a bottle he kicked, saw and stepped over... Oh no gurl, regardless of age, it's common courtesy to pick up trash, even if it isn't yours, unless you are physically unable...atleast, that's how it works here.
We are very proud people, so we're not trynna see someone litter or whatever, no Sis, I won't have it!
It was very crowded and busy and the combination got me agitated very quickly, especially when people kept trying to give me Sass or pretend not to hear me and walk away when I'm trying to make them aware of their slights!
Normally, I'm much more controlled, but today was Tits-crazy Sis, and these hoes mistook my kindness for weakness, but no hunny, I got a mouth and I will use it.
And I also have a few questions...
1) Why do People not pick up trash, even if it's not theirs?
2) Why do Men feel like they can pee everywhere, and it be okay?
3) This is a biggie! Why do people not wash their hands? That's flappin narsty!
4) Why do people complain about Braids? (We have a lady who braids hair, but people often say: "Oh don't get braids, your hair is too pretty" or "you can't wash braids, don't get them" and I have to let people know you can wash braids, but they look at me like I'm flappin crazy!)
5) Why do you rush? You're on vacation Sis, take a chill pill and sit your bucoochie in a tall glass of cold water!
I just don't get it.
At the Aquarium, everything is so neat and proper(on the human side), but at the Beach, bitches inhibitions be hittin the floor along with their clothes like they was on fire.
I love working at the beach, but the bathroom portion is so gross and narsty...It drives me straight up and down the wall, especially because I love cleanliness and pretty organized things, so it's like a contradiction for me.
My life gurl... I need to get some, cause these hoes done sapped it all up! And I have no days off? Pray to the Divine Tree for my Gay ass essence!
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