05-22-2013, 07:21 PM
SolemnBoy Wrote:It DOES inspire a will of submissiveness I'm not too comfortable with.
Also, hang in there! One day you'll have a relationship so sarcastic that most of your friends will mistake it for abusive. After a few years the lines might start to blur for you as well. But it'll be happy!
I can see it now...
FRIEND: Hey Wade, I'm so happy for you. You two seem to get along great.
ME: Oh yeahh........ everything's just great *eyeroll*
FRIEND: Wait, is everything great? I don't know what you're trying to say.
ME: Yeah of course. It's fantastic. I've never been happier. Whoop dee fucking doo.... *cross arms*
FRIEND: Uh.....
(enter MY BOYFRIEND)
MY BOYFRIEND: No, he's totally serious.... watch. I sooooo love you. No, I really mean it *snicker*
ME: Oh yeah. Me too. Like, you're a really terrific person. *pshhh*
FRIEND: What the hell is going on?
ME: I have no idea.....
(Then I begin openly weeping while my boyfriend mock consoles me, and my friend walks away never to speak to me again.)