Your Fav Comedy/Comedian

[Sylph]

If you laugh at random stuff :p this is your gurl .

Liam Kyle Sullivan as Kelly in ;

Let me Borrow That Top



Half skit, half music video :p .

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Chris Rock- How girls drive men crazy?

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Maria Elena Saldaña, alias "The Güereja"mile:, a very talented comedian in México:tongue:. In this video she´s performing in a program called The Güereja and something more..., aired in 1998.
I wish :frownhe´d appear in TV once again. I love her!

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Billy Connolly - A laugh at Islam

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Nora Velázquez, "Chabelita"mile:. She´s a fantastic mexican comedian:tongue:, who always parodies Chabelita, a religious and God-fearing pious woman that whenever goes to the confessional booth shocks the confessor :eek:with her heavily sex loaded comments:biggrin:. A must I´ll say, Chabelita, we love you!!!!!!!

In this video Father Amaro, the confessor that always hears Chabelita´s confessions, is taking part in a picnic and Chabelita abruptly interrupts him with her remorses... I´ve translated the dialogue, so all of you may be able to know what I´m talking about:




A fellow religious man: I notice you very happy Amaro, very smiling. Could it be that your parishioners were having you so tense?.

Father Amaro: Not at all, not at all. All my faithfuls are very peaceful and very devoted to God...

Chabelita: Father Amarooooooooooooooo.....father Amaro.......Ohhhhh father........help me please....

Another Father: Amaro, I guess there´s someone searching for you....

Father Amaro: Chabela, child.... (he toughts to himself "No... it can be......") if you want me to confess you, you´ll have to wait until I get to the church child...this is not the place neither the time my dear...

Chabelita: but I can´t put up with it more father...the guilty and remorse torment me, and sink me in the dark well of madness and desesperation father....

Father Amaro: Chabela, in an hour this breakfast will be finished, and with great pleasure I´ll confess you, right?.

Chabela: noooooooooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooooo faaaaaatheeerrr.........noooooo .....remember what you give me tonight father.....the little thing, the one that might disturb me but also might delight me father....

Audience starts to gossip ....


Father Amaro: Me?.....no,no....I don´t remember it. What do you think if we talk about this later child...when will be in the confession booth, please...

Chabelita: oh, but I can´t put up with it more father& I want you to show it to me again as it is....little, wrinkled....to feel it in my hands, and that it gets inside me well....not like last night, that you only give me a little sample....

(A pious woman faints, the Audience gets shocked and makes a racket).

Father Amaro: Look, I don´t know what your fucking talking about child, so better shut up and go away....

Chabelita: Nooooo Fahter. I know you may not remember it, cause you give it to many of the women that go with you...in search of consolation father....

Father Amaro: Chabela!!!, please don´t say that!!!

(The audience keeps making a row, two fellows make the cross sign, an indignant woman stands up and approaches the father...)

Chabela: But it´s very visible the package father (refering to fathers crotch)...take it out!!!! (the woman that was approaching the father turns around with disgust). In fact, I´m not asking it only for myself, share it with all of us!!! (refering to the other women, the woman now brokes an egg in the father´s head)....

Father Amaro: Child, please stop it, I got an egg broken in the head because of your fault.

Chabela: Oooohhhhh father, why don´t you do it?. Look, it´s even falling from you....

Father Amaro: You were talking about this little...this little wrinkled bible, right?.


Chabelita: Yes father, yes, what did you understand?.(The audience rest now that the issue is cleared.) It´s so wonderful to have it in my hands, that knowledge penetrated in the deepest corner of my being, and I want mooooore, and mooooooore father.....

Father Amaro: Chabela, when I get to the church, I´ll give it to you, but please go in peace now child....

Chabelita: You´ll give it to me Father?.

Father Amaro: It´s not a sin to read the bible child....

Chabelita: It isn´t a sin, is it father?

Father Amaro: just go away, go....

Chabelita: thanks father.....you´re a saint, a light in the darkness....

Father Amaro: yes, please go away now...

Chabelita: thanks father....

Father Amaro: One comes with air to consecrate....Oh god, please release me of evil and of my lambs that make me think like a wolf (the woman that broke the egg approaches to the father to clean his head and makes a reverence in sign of an apology.

Father Amaro: Thanks god (when he realizes that Chabelita has already gone).

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Jeff Foxworthy-Redneck Fashion Tips Part 1




Jeff Foxworthy-Redneck Fashion Tips Part 2

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The late, great Les Dawson, ably assisted by Roy Barraclough.

aka Cissie & Ada!

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Seinfeld, John Pinette, Jeff Dunham, and most of all Jeanne Robertson

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Chelsea Handler because she just takes the mick out of everyone.

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Joan Rivers



Stephen Fry


Kathy Griffin