Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Thou shalt not enter my kitchen while I'm cooking.

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not sit in my favorite seat in my favorite coffee shop without my explicit permission. I shalt frown heavily upon thee and wish that you choke upon thy carrot cake (thy is bad)

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not steel my pouffe , when I get up to do something.

[monk]

Thou shalt not insist that winter is a lovely season.

[Blue]

Thou shat not force me to drive to town because you, as the mail carrier, were to lazy to get out and bring the large package to my door.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not decide to use the toilet, when I am cleaning it.
It's the same routine every day .

[monk]

Thou shalt not steal my teddy-bear!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not smother everything in sauce and salt.

[Blue]

Thou shalt not hang up on me when I have called your customer service department for assistance.

[monk]

Thou shalt not chew with thy gob open.