Thou Shall Not..

[Beau]

Thou shall not stay up so late he doesn't get enough sleep.

[Miles]

Though shall not drink more tonight.

[Beau]

Thou shall not scoff at me in chat.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not mow at 6.00 in the morning.

[Miles]

thou shall not be unable to sleep when you want to

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not grind up sheep to make sweaters.

No joke my cousin once believed this to be true.

[Beau]

Thou shall not scratch on my bedroom door because you want to sleep on my bed. Silly cat.

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not deny your cat the privilege of sleeping on your bed, lest it decides to get revenge in a cruel, unusual way.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not keep cats if you won't allow them the foot of the bed to sleep on.....

[Beau]

Cats won't sleep at the foot of the bed. They insist on sleeping in the middle and only giving me the edge.

Thou shall not eat jalapenos and ice cream concurrently.