lie to me

[Miles]

Is as hairless as a newborn baby's ass

[Buffylo]

Doesn't think otters are hotter.

[Miles]

Loves the prospect of g-string ride up.

[Buffylo]

Favors going commando in chainmail pants over anything else.

[Beau]

^^ has flashchat on his cellphone

[Buffylo]

Doesn't believe in cellphones. thinks crazy people just talk to themselves.

[Rainbowmum]

Never gets stressed

[Buffylo]

is secretly a homophobe plotting against us

[Miles]

Has never seen Rocky Horror. @ Mum.

Edit. Buff is totally NOT a ninja.

[Buffylo]

Totally never gets ninja'ed by me.