Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

Just stay up all night. You will be nice and sleepy tomorrow night.

I like exploring abandoned buildings but it's probably not safe.

As long as you run through the building barefoot at night with no flashlight, you should be fine.


How can I make my bed more comfortable when I wake up?

[Miles]

Bed of nails.

My hair is on fire.

[Rainbowmum]

Quick ! Stick your head in a bucket of sand.mile:

How can I speed up time.

[Beau]

Practice!

How can I find Sydney on a map?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Fold the map 32 times, burn one corner, open, Sydney should be the only place left.

I'm hungry, but I don't want to cook. What should I do?

[Beau]

Eat the crumbs you find between the cushions of the couch.

I got an itch that I just can't scratch.

[bakalove]

get the itchy spot surgically removed.

I found a portal to narnia under my bed and random talking animals keep coming out what should I do

[Miles]

Kidnap them and make a talking animal zoo.

I've been abducted by aliens again.

[Beau]

Bend over and take it like a man.

There's a plane at the airport. Should I go?

[Miles]

As long as you're the pilot.

My butt hurts from your last advice.